by MatthewBrownMinestoa November 22, 2021
Get the herko mug.1) Any uncomfortable or painful swelling or growths associated with female reproductive or digestive organs, i.e. uterine fibroids
2) A female pain-in-the-ass
2) A female pain-in-the-ass
Cathy: "Sarah, why are you being such a hermorrhoid today?"
Sarah: "Cut me a break, bitch! My hermorrhoids are acting up again!"
Sarah: "Cut me a break, bitch! My hermorrhoids are acting up again!"
by tnunnster October 7, 2010
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by I, Wreckerrr January 9, 2017
Get the hermoans mug.The female version of the male himbo, not to be confused with the root term, bimbo which is classically defined and an attractive but dumb woman. Herbo is defined as a woman who is attractive and strong while also being a bit of a ditz.
Have you heard about my new book character? She plays on the women’s football team but doesn’t do very well in social situations or in class. She is a bit of a herbo.
by HavocInHavengul August 2, 2020
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by Fapper2000 May 13, 2014
Get the Herk Ma Derk mug.A disease which causes you to become Hermione Granger (Herman, Hermanana, Hermiongle boingle boingle, Hermanmonster)
Doctor: I'm sorry, but you have Hermononucleosis.
Patient: Hermononucleosis? What's that?
Doctor: Well, the symptoms are very complicated, but basically it turns you into a frumpy, ugly little girl who has no friends and carries around enormous books, and you lose your popularity and your ability to draw.
Patient: Is it deadly?
Doctor: Not by itself, no. But the isolation and endless teasing may provoke suicide. And, unfortunately, we have not yet found a cure.
Patient: Hermononucleosis? What's that?
Doctor: Well, the symptoms are very complicated, but basically it turns you into a frumpy, ugly little girl who has no friends and carries around enormous books, and you lose your popularity and your ability to draw.
Patient: Is it deadly?
Doctor: Not by itself, no. But the isolation and endless teasing may provoke suicide. And, unfortunately, we have not yet found a cure.
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