One of the best if not best stickhandlers/danglers in the NHL today. Has world class speed and capability to do amazing dekes at this high speed a amazingly talented hockey player.
Hemsky in over accross the blueline dekes out the defenders IN ALL ALONE HE SCORESS!!! ALES HEMSKYYYYYY
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.