luke hemmings is the lord of all penguins and lives in black vans and skinny jeans and once relieved calum hood of a boner
"hey have you heard of luke hemmings"
"what no i'm not a penguin"
by swiggityswag June 16, 2013
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Australian rock God. Lead vocals and guitarist in 5 Seconds of Summer. biological configuration: 70% legs, 15% shoulders, 10% hair, 2% eyes, 2% puppy, 1% lip ring.
It's Luke Hemmings! Man that guy has long legs.
by g-wheeze February 19, 2015
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Luke Hemmings is a giant Australian from Sydney. He is in a Band '5 Seconds of Summer' (5SOS) and is the lead singer and rhythm guitarist. He has gorgeous blonde hair, a dimple in his right cheek and lip piercing on his left side. His long lanky legs go on forever and with his broad shoulders he looks like a walking triangle. His singing voice is the voice of an angel, along with his talking voice. His smile lights up the room and you will loose your breathe at the sight of this gorgeous human being. Just hearing his laugh will brighten your day. He is quite awkward but always has something funny to say. He is truly a gift from god himself.

These being only a few reasons as to why I love him.
You: Look at that guy over there, he's kind of cute.
Me: Yeah, but he's not Luke Hemmings cute.
You: Too true.
by Unicornlife July 15, 2015
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Luke Hemmings is A sex god who is in the band 5SOS!
He is the vocals and guitarist from the band
and he is a sexy penguin who was the most sexiest blue eyes you'll ever see!
Do you know Luke Hemmings?
OMG YAAAS! HE IS LIKE DA BAE FROM 5SOS!
by LaGigi January 7, 2015
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A slang term for labioplasty.
Julia was embarrassed by her large labia, so she decided the best answer was hemming the curtains.
by householdparts April 24, 2009
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90% legs, 5% hair, 5% beautiful blue eyes
Luke hemmings is so tall and has great eyes and hair.
by Keuscher February 26, 2015
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