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hemelie is a bond between two ICONIC, TALENTED, BEAUTIFUL, AMAZING, ATTRACTIVE, CHARMING, SMART, LOVELY AND KINDHEARTED SOULMATES. They help each other to succeed their life goals whilst motivating the other one. They have a precious friendship and will cherish it 4 LIFEEEE!!!!!!
Person 1: I wanna have an amazing friendship with someone
Person 2: Well I have a hemelie friendship, TAKE THAT BITCH!
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hemelite 

a term used to define people who live in hemel hempstead.
hey there I am going to see my hemelite friend this evening, I am from out of town, unfortunatley not a hemelite.
hemelite by the professors December 5, 2010
When the gentleman proceeds to rub the cooch and or vagina to make her wilderbeast sounds start to emit,
Ex: Laura loves when I heelie that coochy. Maybe she'll squirt like that ashquita chick
Heelie by Coochmaster98 June 18, 2017

heeliemo 

An annoying kid aged 9-14 who skates on heelies in crowded public places and generally bumping into people on purpose and pissing them off eg. garden centres, P.E lessons, shopping centres, crowded highstreet, supermarkets, hospital corridors(yes they even go that far!)
Hey that heeliemo just knocked over an old lady
heeliemo by mightybooshie October 13, 2007
A man who likes to play video games and sports such as football. Attractive to sexy girls and cars is important to him. He might also have an intelligent mind.
I like you Hemelee.

I like Hemelee boys.

As clever as Hemelee
hemelee by Baby gunawan December 27, 2017
These are high heel protectors called 'heelies' not the skate shoes. Also a registered trademark. They are available online in Clear and Black. A plastic tube that is placed over the heel to protect scratches and damage to the heel covering. There has been a lot of confusion over the spelling of this product and the skate shoe.
heelies {heelie's heelys heely's
Heelies by ellcee November 4, 2013

homelier than a bag full of assholes

That feeling you'd get looking into a bag of bloody cut out assholes that is intensified by the smell of shit.

Your so ugly that:
When you look at them you find it impossible to get aroused in the least.
People who have been told all their life they are disgusting pigs look upon you and are grateful.
Your Mom avoids family holidays so as not to have to hug you.
You have a stamp on you drivers license that says "NO PHOTO AVAILABLE"
That woman is homelier than a bag full of assholes!!