Helpiling 

The act of happily helping someone

take moving for instance, most people hate that dredeaded call . I for one never really mind helping out a friend in that situation. "Sorry, I'm busy Saturday I'm helpiling a friend move . Meet us for pints afterwards since you are not helpiling in this case... (even thgough youv'e known the guy since grade 3 and he saved your sister's life when she fell through the ice that time) later

Helpiling by Less Gentle June 15, 2021

helping a buddy out 

This is when one straight guy gives another straight guy a handjob or blowjob. This is not a gay act if the rules of the Bro Code are followed: 1) the recipient must not have the option of sex with a female easily available, 2) the helper must be doing it as a favor to a friend and not receive any sexual pleasure from performing the act, 3) the act must be reciprocated, although not necessarily contemporaneously, 4) the act must never be revealed to third parties, 5) no kissing, 6) no contact with the recipient's ass. This act is frequently done under the influence of alcohol or other mind altering substances. If the act does not involve simultaneous reciprocation, the helper should keep his pants on. See also brojob.

A: My girl is out of town and I'm horny as shit. How about helping a buddy out?

B: No problem, Bro.

A: You want me to do you?

B: Naa, I've got a date tonight. You can get me next time she's on her period.

helping a buddy out by Samsonva2000 January 18, 2016

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helpingfpmultis by orwanges December 27, 2021

hempeling

1.) The act of lingering behind people as the walk.

2.) Message girls randomly saying Hey!! (:

3.) Being in the backround of a picture pretending to be texting, but no ever texts u.

4.) Always asking to hang out.

Hempel: Hey!! (:
Girl: Umm Hi?

Or dude look at that kid Hempeling behind us

hempeling by Dat1Guy_ December 24, 2010

I'm Helping 

The utterance of a mentally retarded employee in a fast food commerical from the 80s. Used ironically to signify the utter unhelpfullness of the help being offerend. Repopularized in the Bizzaro episode of Sealab 2021.

After spraying wasp poison in your friend's eye in an attempt to drive away a bee: I'm helping!

I'm Helping by Bizzaro Poot August 26, 2006

Mates helping mates 

Homosexual activity disguised as "male bonding".

"Did you hear that Chad and Nathan got drunk and beat each other off?"

"I didn't know they're gay!"

"They're not gay....Thats just mates helping mates, you know?"

Mates helping mates by Toddoo May 26, 2007

helping hand 

Assistance given to someone who becomes tired while providing a handjob.

While Dick Cheney was giving me a handjob, but was too tired to continue, I took hold of his wrist and gave him a helping hand. The helping hand provides a somewhat similar experience and sensation to the Stranger in the Night.

helping hand by Jon Vermillion and E.B. August 22, 2005