Hellmaxxing

Obtaining a one-way ticket to hell by doing something incredibly bad, evil, or shameful.

Jacob: Where’s the craziest place you’ve had sex?

Steve: I’ve fucked a girl in the St. John Paul II National Shrine on Good Friday.

~ Steve is fucking Hellmaxxing.

by Goodguybadguy August 5, 2021

Hellmaxxing

Obtaining a one-way ticket to hell by doing something incredibly bad, evil, or shameful.

Jacob: Where’s the craziest place you’ve had sex?

Steve: I’ve fucked a girl in the St. John Paul II National Shrine on Good Friday.

~ Steve is fucking Hellmaxxing.

by Goodguybadguy August 5, 2021

hellmaxxing

When you are told you’re going to hell for doing something bad, so you do everything else bad on purpose because you’re going to hell anyways.

“I got arrested, do you think the judge will take “your honor, i was just hellmaxxing” as my defense?”

by chudlovercaitlin April 8, 2026

HuellMaxxing

Making an effort to be more like Huell from the critically acclaimed Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul TV series

"hey why has your brother been napping sitting down so often lately?"

"He's HuellMaxxing"

by Sethmcweeb April 22, 2022

Bellmaxxing

When one of your friends obediently bails out on plans at the ring of a bell to talk to a girl instead of with you

"Bro where is he he said he'd get on at 7"
"Man he's bellmaxxing rn he'll be on later"
"We're never seeing him again"

by DBC667 January 5, 2024

holemaxxing

When you stretch your asshole so far out it makes tears in the skin so it stretches farther.

He wants it to fit, so hes holemaxxing.

by Carter Pewderschmidt February 22, 2024

halalmaxxing

Being the most halal version of your self and making more halal choices

Ahmed: have you heard Khaled is halalmaxxing
Ismael: yes, wallah he's getting so many wives now

by Халал March 28, 2024