Jake: Have you had some of that *random brand name* ketchup?
Paul: *shoots Jake*
Paul: Shoulda bought Heinz
by AllKnowingTree October 21, 2021
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Two words - Handsome hunk
Heinz is an nice attractive young person.
A lady killer in disguise,his charm is so powerful you'll know its him from a mile away.
Omg heinz is coming!! Im not blushing you're blushing darlene.
by Hainz November 22, 2021
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To catch up in a thread or chat or post
I have been tied up all day, it will take forever to heinz this conversation.
by Megmcc June 3, 2015
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Beautiful and loyal boy who will always be by your side in the good or the bad. He hates school but loves playing all kinds of sports, specially soccer.

He is humble and kind and never keeps a word to himself. He has that beautiful smile that always knows what to say in the exact moment. He is hard to get, but once you fall for him you'll know that he will always make you feel special.
He is like a Super Hero to everyone. Best friend you can have and even though It's difficult he falls for you, if he does you might be from out of here.
Girl-see that guy? He is just an example of how a boy should treat you
Gurl- He is a Heinz
by By sportHFS November 22, 2021
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When you're attracted to asians or anyone who looks asian
I love asian folks. That's because i am Heinz portable autoromontic
by Young diabetes March 29, 2016
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