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A strong feeling of frustration or irritation. One can experience mild or general hefsk like loosing your car keys or spilling your beer, or you can experience major Hefsk situations like your pipes bursting at 2am in the ceiling above your bed, or seeing blue lights behind your car after leaving your best friends bachelor party and you just finished a bottle of tequila. One can even be labeled as a “hefsker” if he or she just really bugs.
Little Whit was feeling much Hefsk when his mother continued to yell at him to get out of bed and go make something of his life. Little Whit became hefsky when his car went dead on the highway because he forgot to put gas in it. Joey was being a major hefsker when he continued to steal everyone’s beer at the party.
Hefsk by Whit Meek February 18, 2021
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Heskey Rule 

The age old FIFA/Pro Evo rule that any goal scored by Emile Heskey is equivalent to 6 goals scored by anyone else, except for George Elokobi, who's goals are worth 19.

In the event that both Heskey and Elokobi score in a single match, "blump saturation" occurs and the rule is nullified.
Ben: "What a screamer by Heskey! By means of the Heskey Rule i'm winning 6-1!"

Jordan: "You have forgotten that my goal was scored by Elokobi, therefore the score is 1-1"
Heskey Rule by Nickolobi January 23, 2010
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A young smart jacked ginger boy who excels at math. He loves his computer science class and like taking it in the butt. He will buy Juul pods for$50. Make sure it's mango!
Heskel if i give you the juul pods will you let me stick it in your butt?
heskel by gooz May 18, 2017

Sander Gausvik Heskestad 

Sander Gausvik Heskestad is the inventor of philosophy, and is famous all around the world
Sander Gausvik Heskestad is our saviour
Undoubtabaly the best player in the world, he is exetremely fast, he can shoot, he can head the ball, and if you dont agree with this HE WILL RAPE YOU! He can even score sweaty goals.
Heskey shoots and scores, he celebrates by raping the keeper. He is easily the best player in the world.
Heskey by Heskey is the best September 9, 2012

Heskeyanity

A religion dedicated to worshiping the Almighty Emile Heskey!!! Heskeynites will honour and defend Englands greatest footballer.
Friend 1 - " heskey is shit"

Friend 2 - "we can never speak again, :O i am a heskeynite a follower of Heskeyanity, sworn to fight for Emile Heskey for life"
Heskeyanity by FounderOfHeskeyanity November 29, 2011
Why's that bitch giving me heesky looks?
heesk by NatNatMegaFitMILF March 11, 2021