hee haw 

Adj. Meaning 'Nothing' or very little. Mainly a Central Scottish term.

'He went to get money out of his bank, but he had hee haw in it.'

nothing fuck all nante bugger all nowt

hee haw by Big_Jock_Knew January 5, 2009

hee haw 

A phrase that should follow an unreasonably pejorative, irrational/illogical, or clearly dumb-ass remark. Used as an interjection, to call someone out for being an IGNORANT BRAYING ASS. (probably best used via text format, as actually saying "hee haw" may detract from the intended effect...).

A subtle yet effective way of pointing out someone's stupidity- as they most likely won't even get your reference in the first place (and may in fact think you are laughing WITH them)- without having to be too frank.

You see, an ignorant braying ass "hee-haws" all day long...call 'em out.

"BAHAHA YOU FAG!!"
"hee haw, Bro..HEE HAW"

hee haw by kittylitterbitch August 22, 2011

Hee Haw 

The sound a girl makes while explaining anything about her life.

Guys are so mean and they always cheat on me, HEE HAW!! HEE HAW.

Hee Haw by PoopInsideHer March 18, 2010

Hee Haw 

An alcoholic beverage containing grain alcohol and buttermilk, usually garnished with cornbread. It is customary to mix the two liquids but postpone dropping in the bread until right before the shots are consumed.

Since it was our first time in Hotlanta, we ordered a round of Hee Haw shots.

Hee Haw by Rodney Washington October 2, 2006

hee haw 

A funkyass receptionist who hates her life, and her co-workers, and will stop at nothing to spread her misery to the world.

Man that hee haw is one jive turkey around the office today

She's really been less of a hee haw lately since her husband was shipped off to Iraq...

To bad that Hee Haw got cancer. She will be less entertaining in a hospital bed.

hee haw by Ronald Ronaldson July 31, 2006

Hee haw 

A party animal , lit person/ place or thing

Joe is a real hee haw
Party is going to be a real hee haw

Hee haw by Partyingitup December 8, 2016

hee-haw 

A redneck or hick.

Oklahoma is full of hee haws.

hee-haw by xzybit September 10, 2004