Heather Duke is a character in the 1989 movie Heathers and the 2014 musical Heathers. She is often seen as a jerk, but in reality was just an insecure kid who was done with being emotionally abused and manipulated by those around her.
Person #1: Omg Heather Duke is the worst character
Person #2: um didn’t JD like kill people?
Person #1: yeah but he had morals at least
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.