by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2007
A small to huge piece of advanced male weaponry capable of delivering enormous payloads to a hot target.
When my girlfriend came home too drunk to shag, my heat-seeking moisture missile never got off the launching pad and had to be put in storage.
by bookfraud April 01, 2015
by Chaoslight November 11, 2003
by mafioso March 23, 2003
by R Yung Hoodz April 04, 2005
by The_XY_Guy June 18, 2020
to engage in the action of manually stimulating the male genitalia. results usually as the effect of long droughts of sexual activity, but not limited only to pervs who have never been laid, though there is a strong link to said pervs and dramatically increased amounts of aforementioned stimulation.
ted: man last night after susie-lee blew me off at the bar i went home and drained the heat seeking moisture missile, if you know what i mean.
jimbo: ted, you sick bastard.
jimbo: ted, you sick bastard.
by mitch November 04, 2004