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Health Careers High School 

The closest thing that you will reach to hell on earth
Health Careers High School makes the rest of life seem like cake

health careers high school 

hell. literally hell. life sucks, hell is real, and you’re living in it <3
“oh dude don’t you go to doctor school? i wish i could go there”
“health careers high school? yeah i do, you really don’t wanna go there, trust me.”

high school health class 

A room where horny teenagers eagerly look at the reproductive system posters on the walls
High school guy: "Dude, I can't wait to check out those STD slideshows in my high school health class, but only for the girl parts. I'm not gay or anything."

high defuctible health plan 

A high deductible health plan.

A terrible "health plan" in which you pay between $6,000 to $10,000 per person per calendar year for in-network care before the health plan starts paying any benefit.
a high defuctible health plan does what it says on the tin. It' f*&^%'s you