A car sales term used to decribe a deal that put a buyer in extreme negative equity position.
Jeff Exclaimed proudly "I just had a real head ripper and will celebrate tonight with a case of Miller Lite, a porno, and a bag of cheetos, and that is after I make my Mortgage payent!"
by Freckman February 2, 2007
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A person who is annoying as hell and loved by very few. I.Q is so small, many believe him, to be a different species of a retarded person. Also a person who sleeps/eats, off the salary payment of a mother that builds trucks for a living. When this person is called 'Phat Headed' to their face, they will react different then any other person alive today...allowing them to unleash the fury inside, and let go on a linen, wool or titanium couch near by.
1. You 'Phat Headed' Couch Ripper...stfu, you still sux at life.

2. Chris, don't get all phat headed again and rip up your mothers couch, we don't want her screaming on vent...

3. Couchripper has come online.
by Fuckin Chad July 11, 2008
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Slang.

An insult that applies to anyone with a bloated ego. It is synonymous with being a oversized penis that walks like a man with a grotesquely swollen purple head ie. the next step up from being just a dick or being a dick head.

Synonymous to:

*A person who exemplifies being a dick to extremes.
*A complete Douche Bag.
*Egotistical.
*Ball breakers.
*A person with a SERIOUS attitude problem.
1)
Preppie: You wish you were me.
Not Preppie: Why would I want to be a purple headed pussy ripper like you?

2)
You gave them a really condescending speech that was out of line. Quit acting like such a purple headed pussy ripper.

3)
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman is a total Purple Headed Pussy Ripper. Step on his dick and we all will pay.
by Fractious1 February 10, 2018
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