Head Automatica

The most Awesome pop band ever!! And not that crappy pop stuff.
Members include:
Daryl Palumbo - lead vocals
Jarvis Morgan Holden - bass
Jerry Rowe - drums and backing vocals
Craig Bonich - guitars
Jessie Nelson - organ, piano, and keys (sexiest organ/piano player ever!!)

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Head Automatica?
Persom 2: No, who are they?
Person 1: They're only the most Awesome band ever!!!

Head Automatica by sammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm June 27, 2008

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No, not a studio side project. The Real fuckin deal. Dancy, rock, upbeat, great stuff. Daryl Palumbo should officially quit GJ and stick with HA.

If this is lust then dying is a must right now

head automatica by The Kinison December 22, 2004

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head automatica • Automatic Head Removal Syndrome • head • head ass • head fuck • head cheese • head over heels • head job • Head Game • head lock

head automatica

the best side project ever created. Daryl Palumbo's gonna break up with GJ and this will be the only thing left.

1. Don't say i don't cut when i do, i do, i do
Don't say we're healing when it's just not what we do.

2. Baby, is this love for real?

3. In and out I'm dancing.

head automatica by You Stole my Wristwatch August 7, 2004

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head automatica

An indie BAND that are british.

head automatica was AWESOME at chain reaction!

head automatica by rockemkakaxi August 13, 2006

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Automatic Head Removal Syndrome

An individual with Automatic Head Removal Syndrome (AHRS) will live a life of incessant and unending suffering of which any form of mercy is confiscated, and all hope is instantly overshadowed by uncontested despair. They are forced against their will to commit horrific acts that no one should see. In the event eye contact is made, the individual will become instantaneously incapacitated until the deed is done, that deed being the beheading of the viewer. The process is swift, but undoubtedly agonizing and traumatic. The individual may only watch from an empty shell as the murderous act is executed. Those suffering from AHRS may also have a stinky wiener hole.

Gay: Do you have automatic head removal syndrome?
ARHS: Please stand by while head is removed

Automatic Head Removal Syndrome by SevenCorn January 25, 2021

Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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