he fell

What people tell the police when a child rapist is caught by the neighbors. After he got the living crap beat out of him.

Police Officer: Why is the suspect all bloodied and appears to have been seriously injured?

Citizen: I guess he fell, officer. In fact, he fell several times.

Police Officer: Oh okay.

by Big Tom September 5, 2007

He fell

What people say when referring to a guy falling off something while smashing

Well you see he fell just when it was getting good

by Coochiesnatcher69 February 25, 2019