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haulin ass 

v. to go really fast; to take off in a quick hurry: as fast as your ass can go
You had better be haulin ass to get over there in time.
haulin ass by Ryan1354665498 March 14, 2007
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Hautian Hoochie 

ho-SHIN HOOCH-ee –noun

A class of female currently residing in Terre Haute, Indiana, usually between the ages of 16 and 24. They can be identified by their enthusiastic use of facial cosmetics, skin which is tanned to an excessive degree, and an IQ approximately equal to that of the Hexaprotodon Liberiensis, otherwise known as the Pygmy Hippopotamus.

(Note: Upon exceeding their expiration date, the female will increase in bodily volume at an exponential rate.)
Mark: "Dude! check out the basket of buns at 2 o'clock"

Winston: "The specimen in question appears to be a Hautian Hoochie. I would advise the classic 'Pump then Jump' maneuver."
Hautian Hoochie by Hero523 August 4, 2007

u-hauling 

the speedy act of moving in together after a brief courtship between lesbians.
Liz and Jess are totally u-hauling their relationship after only three weeks.
u-hauling by CanadaLizbian February 16, 2009

Hawiian Woodchipper 

Take a handfull of watermelon seeds, shove it down a girls loose ass, and when she farts and it comes out like a woodchiipper.
Hey tiki just did the Hawiian WoodChipper

hauling ass 

1. To Move at an Excessive speed
Man I was Hauling Ass on the freeway today win i was pulled over.
hauling ass by BlackScorpion March 8, 2003

Hauditor 

Hey Ashley, there's an auditor in the conference room, and he's so good lookin! Yeah, he's such a hauditor!
Hauditor by A1C1E1 June 3, 2011