Hate Baby

When you hate a girl so much, you get her pregnant and then bail.

"Did you hear about Tammy?"
"No, what happened?"
"Turns out Sean was only being nice to her to get her pregnant..."
"He didn't?!?"
"Yep, he gave her a hate baby."
"God, that sucks. Really? Sean?"
"Yep."
"Man. Oh, by the way, I got an 88 on that test."
"Oh awesome! Yeah I still don't know what I got."
"I am sure you did fine."
"Hopefully."

Hate Baby by b.town February 18, 2009

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i hate you ice baby

it is the only spell that can banish the ice baby from this world.

ice baby: exists

me: I hate you ice baby
ice baby:

i hate you ice baby by kirbo777 April 20, 2020

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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