Hate Baby

When you hate a girl so much, you get her pregnant and then bail.

"Did you hear about Tammy?"
"No, what happened?"
"Turns out Sean was only being nice to her to get her pregnant..."
"He didn't?!?"
"Yep, he gave her a hate baby."
"God, that sucks. Really? Sean?"
"Yep."
"Man. Oh, by the way, I got an 88 on that test."
"Oh awesome! Yeah I still don't know what I got."
"I am sure you did fine."
"Hopefully."

Hate Baby by b.town February 18, 2009

i hate you ice baby 

it is the only spell that can banish the ice baby from this world.

ice baby: exists

me: I hate you ice baby
ice baby:

i hate you ice baby by kirbo777 April 20, 2020