hat guy

A guy who is seen wearing hats and never spotted without one, to the point where you're not really sure what the rest of the guy's head would look like in the absence of a hat.

Turtle on Entourage is pretty much a hat guy.

hat guy by cunnilingus linguist January 13, 2009

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hat guy

a reoccurring character in the web comic xkcd. a self described classhole with an outstanding arrest record. always seen in a black top hat.

person 1: i poked holes in your ramen noodles and condoms.

person 2: Dude, stop fucking pretending to be hat guy!!! You are not a fucking Stick Figure.

hat guy by IIAOPSW March 14, 2009

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hat guy

a guy who walks around school with a hat on and his head down. he thinks he’s in the flaxxies but he isn’t and also he is big botman

girl 1: look it’s hat guy
girl 2: oh yea he’s a fookin bot man
girl 1: he is not even in the flaxxies!!
girl 2: L

hat guy by robocopcarter September 7, 2020

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The Hat Guy

Among the usually loud, outspoken, boisterous, and hardcore fans that attended the now defunct Extreme Championship Wrestling (ECW) federation, stood a middle-to-late-aged man at the front row, "The Hat Guy", who was well-known just for being an even louder, even more outspoken and more boisterous fan than any of his peers. When everyone else was sitting down, he would randomly stand up (on average 30 times during the entire show, (if not more) and bark things at the wrestlers, referees, women, and just about anybody who walked into the wrestling ring.

It seemed like he showed up at nearly every single ECW event.

And since no one knew his name, they identify him as "The Hat Guy"

Wrestling Fan #2: Who's that guy screaming in the front row?
Wrestling Fan #1: Oh that's the hat guy.
Wrestlign Fan#2: What's his name?
Wrestling Fan#1: No one knows. He's just 'the hat guy'.
Wrestling Fan #2: He part of the show?
Wrestling Fan #1: Although it seems like he is, he's not.

The Hat Guy by CheyenneWyoming June 1, 2006

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Fat Guy Hat

A fat guy hat is your standard "go to hell" hat, but loses its hellish meaning when worn by morbidly obese individuals.

Fat Guy Hat

Fat Guy Hat by WordUpyoyo January 12, 2013

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hatguy

a person often seen wearing hats, a very talented artist, very smart and has a big dick also see bad mother fucker

did you see what hatguy made

hatguy by hatGuy February 4, 2010

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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