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Hassle hogs 

a hassle hog is where it smells so bad that people faint near by
its used for the army to raid chain houses and beat them like grapes - that is what a hassle hogs is thank you very much for taking your time to read this.
Hassle hogs by toefu January 13, 2023

Hasslehogg 

A hassel-hogg is a man that plays football (specifically a linemen). He goes crazy on the field and talks trash to other opponents. Hassle-hoggs love to eat their other opponents also. The hassle hogg of the year is Joseph Norcia.
The Hasslehogg loves football.
Hasslehogg by Christ0e November 28, 2018

Hässleholm

A town in Northern Scania, Sweden. 18000 inhabitants. Ljungdala is the most famous and best neighborhood!
Hässleholm
Hässleholm by N3XZMillionar December 5, 2010

hasslehoffed 

Setting a coworkers screensaver or background picture to show David Hasslehoff's slightly erotic image.
I hasslehoffed my coworker for listening to Nickelback loud enough for the entire office to hear.

David Hasslehoff

A word to describe someone who is exposing chest hair. Commonly used between office workers when someone is wearing a button down shirt with the top buttons undone and has no under shirt on.
Mike: Yo, you see Jeff today? He's totally pulling a David Hasslehoff.

Dave: Yeah, all he needs now is a medallion.
David Hasslehoff by SPasquale February 20, 2009

hasslehoff 

Verb: to have one too many shirt buttons undone.
"That hairy bear over there is totally hasselhoffing! Hey, hairy bear, button up, buttercup!"
hasslehoff by Adam June 8, 2004