Ron's unwelcome advances (and his outrageous priapism) were deflated with a decisive Harry Potter when Hermione finally lost her patience.
by SmoovB April 12, 2007
A Harry Potter is a sexual term which references a man pulling out of the mouth of a woman during oral sex, to ejaculate a zigzag (lightening bolt) pattern upon her forehead.
Hey man! Dude, it was crazy last night. Sheila was sucking me off and I totally gave her a Harry Potter. I hit a little high though and got some in her hair - she was pissed
by Muggle Mouth May 26, 2011
The Harry Potter is a sexual move that occurs when there are two partners participating in anal sex, and the "giving" partner pulls out but continues the anal penetration with his finger now acting as the penis unknowingly to the "receiving" partner. The "giving" partner then will fake ejaculation by spitting on the "receiving" partners back. Since the "receiving" partner assumes that the sexual activity has ceased, she/he turns around to face the "giving" partner as is typical after any sexual activity. The "giving" partner will then scream "avada kadavra", and while holding his penis like a wand he will ejaculate on the "receiving" partners face followed by taking the hand used for penetration and drawing the iconic lightning bolt scar on the "receiving" partners forehead with the feces extracted from the receiving partners anus.
by jOMMY10241 March 20, 2011
The Harry Potter (n. & v.):
Occurs when, during a three-some, a female is jacking off a male. Right before he's ready to culminate, she yells "Alakazam," quickly turns the cock and, in a wand-like motion, yanks it so it blows all over the third member.
Occurs when, during a three-some, a female is jacking off a male. Right before he's ready to culminate, she yells "Alakazam," quickly turns the cock and, in a wand-like motion, yanks it so it blows all over the third member.
by The Gasm May 28, 2007
some idiot who thinks he's got special magic powers an goes off trying to find the guy who killed his parents and half the wizard population because he thinks that he is some how stronger than him just cause his name is harry potter.
hi there! my names harry potter and because I have a cut on my head I can kill the most powerful dark wizard ever!
by .:D-J:. April 30, 2007
When you're doing a girl, have a friend hide in a closet. Then, when you finish, he jumps out and yells "TEN POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!!!"
Optional: Friend dresses in formal wizard attire.
Optional: Friend dresses in formal wizard attire.
Friend 1 : I heard about your girlfriend. Why'd you break up?
Friend 2 : We tried The Harry Potter, but she was a fucking muggle.
Friend 1 : Bummer.
Friend 2 : We tried The Harry Potter, but she was a fucking muggle.
Friend 1 : Bummer.
by Slord January 10, 2010
The best book and movie series of a lifetime. About a kid who gets a scar when his parents are killed and then he turns 11, goes to school, and gets into a lot of weird and magical shit with his two best friends, the dummy and the know-it-all
Person 1: OMG Harry Potter is the best, have you not read it?
Person 2: No, is it really that good?
Person 1: Yeah, bitch. What have you done with your life!!! We can’t be friends if you haven’t read Harry Potter
Person 2: No, is it really that good?
Person 1: Yeah, bitch. What have you done with your life!!! We can’t be friends if you haven’t read Harry Potter
by HarryPotter#1Fan February 6, 2019