harem-scare 'em Share definition Flag A group of witches that a guy keeps as romantic partners. A guy would hafta be pretty desperate for romance to want a harem-scare 'em of old wrinkly hags. harem-scare 'em by QuacksO October 23, 2020 0 0 Get merch Get the harem-scare 'em mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch