Hardparked
RZNCAIN is hardparked for life.
Hardparked by saramichelle2005gt December 13, 2012
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Hardparking
The act of owning a Japanese car riddled with roll cages/high-end race suspension/expensive forged wheels, and never taking it to the track. These people frequent places like honda-tech.com appearance/cosmetic forum, and can often be found arguing about rotas and other parts that they don't do shit with anyway.
Hardparking by zomg . a d a m August 16, 2006
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Hardparker
Noun, derived from the verb hardparking. One who has all manner of track and race modifications on his/her car, yet never goes to the track or auto-x.
"Jim's 325is with the M-tech body kit and Moton coil-overs and Turner sway bars, and that finned diff cover on the 3.23 LSD from Bob's totaled '99 M3, and the roll cage with fire supression system, and the 3.5" HFM and all his shizz under the hood is so hot right now."
"Yeah, dude, too bad he's a hardparker, if he learned how to drive that car would kill at the auto-x."
"Yeah, dude, too bad he's a hardparker, if he learned how to drive that car would kill at the auto-x."
Hardparker by Eryan36 December 16, 2008
Hard Parked
Hard Parked by Rick Flavor November 2, 2012
Hardparking
When a group of people join a bandwagon on a forum and attempt to define a group of people they aren't affiliated with as "bad" or "losers". Commonly used as an ego-booster or flame material on HT forums by immature people with inferior genetic packages.
Hardparking by Dramier August 16, 2006
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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