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Hatching 

when the boys get drunk enough New Years they agree take turns fucking the local whore in the same bath water
We are Hatching this shawty
Hatching by Garfy13 February 5, 2021

Hatchin' Eggs 

1. A way to describe walking, in reference to Pokemon Go.

2. To bail on a situation, in reference to Pokemon Go

3. People jogging, walking or biking at a speed slow enough to be registered by the Pokemon Go app GPS, while still being a faster pace than regular walking.
1. "My car broke down, I gotta hatch eggs."

2. "I'm over this music, I'm hatchin' eggs. PEACE!"

3. "I'm watching the Olympic speed walking. Man, these ladies are hatchin' mad eggs."

harshing my vibe 

bringin me down
making me sad
distressing me
causing me anguish, torment, or a general lack of zen
dude put the machete down and leave the furby alone you are so harshing my vibe

harchiok 

The russian word for the saliva mixed with with nasal mucus that "gopniks" spit on the ground.
Hh my gooooddd, Dimitry `s harchiok is right on your face!
harchiok by holdyourplanet August 28, 2019

Hachine Gun 

When someone's laugh sounds like a machine gun and the surrounding friends bust out their air machine guns until said laughter ceases, typically perpetuating the laughter and the air machine guns!
The joke was so good, she busted out her hachine gun, leaving collateral damage everywhere.
Hachine Gun by MMcNutt January 5, 2016

Alabama Turtle Hatching

A sexual act between two consenting adults. During foreplay, one person lubes the others anus while performing felatio/cunnilingus. A hard boiled egg is then inserted into the anus. Once inserted, anal sex occurs until the egg breaks and the man ejaculates. Semen seeps out with the pieces. Resembling a freshly hatched sea turtle.
Last night was so much fun. We had extra hard boiled eggs from ramen night and used them to make an Alabama TURTLE hatching