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Harboring a Groundhog 

When you're on the edge of taking a dump and a little pokes out but then slips back in.
I can't sit still in class, I'm on the verge of Harboring a Groundhog in my jean shorts.
Harboring a Groundhog by MASONBEAR February 5, 2015

Harboring a Fugitive 

(Verb)
Holding in a bowel movement, in an attempt to reach a restroom.
"Pull over as soon as you can b! I am harboring a fugitive."
or
"I'm harboring a fugitive so hard, there's about to be an escaped convict up in here."

harboring a deuce 

1) The condition of needing to relieve oneself through bowel movement. Having to take a shit.

2) In card games, hanging on to a '2' card, esp. Uno or Gin Rummy - it is a defensive strategy of game play to have only one remaining card of low value, or as in the case of Gnagno (Friulian card game), it is an offensive strategy to harbor it for late use in order to force a player to draw two unwanted cards.

3) The first album to be released by Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band in early 2013.
1) "Dude are you okay? You seem a bit fidgety."

"The toilet is occupied, and I'm harboring a deuce!"

2) "What the fuck, you were harboring the double deuce?! That's four points for me!"

3) Have you heard that new shit from Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band called "Harboring a Deuce"? It's not as crappy as you'd expect from those constipated cats.
harboring a deuce by botschaftler December 17, 2012

harboring "like"

a very awkward way of saying that you like someone.
how long have you been harboring "like" for me?

Harboring A Wookie 

Straining on the toilet to release an over-sized piece of crap causing you to exclaim "wraaaaaauuuugh" (meaning "Mommmmy!" in Kashykk-speak); when the offending fecal matter is finally released and inspected before flushing, it is covered in ripped out butt-hairs.
From the WC: "Wraaaaaauuuuuugh!!!!"
Joe: "Hey, is that Bob in there?"
Betsy: "Oh, yeah, sounds like he is Harboring a Wookie again...maybe he needs a laxative?"

harboring a pearl 

when someone is being a big douche, i.e. sand in their vagina
She was bitching at me so bad, I think she was harboring a pearl
harboring a pearl by knipper5 March 22, 2010