happy harold

to paint your ass up like a clown and go to a renisance fair.

lets go to a renisance fair fine let me get my happy harold on.

by stackattack January 2, 2011

Happy Harold

Sexual act when your partner shoves their hand up your anus and wiggles their fingers like your a puppet until climax!

Babe! I need my asshole stretched. Can you give me a Happy Harold?

by A very Happy Harold February 4, 2023

Harold Hoppy-kins

A small mammal about 5ft in height. It has a very round head and dodgy hair cut. Normally found to be supporting a bad football team. Has tendencies to lie, like a lot, he's like pinocchio but nothing grows ever! It also likes to bully Aaqil with bad jokes. When laughing he sounds like he's hyperventilating.

Person 1: "omg I think I just saw a Harold Hoppy-kins!"
Person 2: "How did you know?"
Person 1: "He asked what book he should buy Aaqil. As usual no one answered and gave af. He then went to say Aaqil a mockingbird. And started doing his hyperventilating laughing"
Person 2: "That definitely sounds like a Harold Hoppy-kins"

by Latte Chicken June 2, 2023