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handholdy

Adjective: Treats people like idiots and giving them no freedom to teach them something obvious that they already know.
"I was doing this handholdy tutorial that kept explaining me how WASD works and forcing me to move like an idiot to prove them that I obviously knew how to move."
-"Wow, did the devs think that this game was going to be played by babies or something?"
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Unprotected handholding

When your hand intertwines with someone else’s before marriage, resulting in a loss of innocence
1. Me and my gf held hands and hugged the other day bro

2. Wait, you’re saying you commit in the act of unprotected handholding?

1. Yes?

2. I’m calling the police
by AwkwardGamerBoi December 5, 2020
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Premarital Handholding

Premarital handholding is the most degenerate and sinful act one can commit.
by WeWillAllDieSoon April 13, 2022
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Chronic handheld check

To consciously and frequently check your pockets for your handheld when you realize you can't feel it or the weight of it in your pocket. PSPs', DSs', cellphones, iPods, etc.

Accompanied with this is Chronic handheld check panic where upon checking the pocket where it was thought to be, but not there one will then tense and begin to rapidly pat down all pockets.
-Paul and Micheal leave a party-

Paul: *Paul reaches into knee pocket and sighs breath of relief after feeling his Droid*

Micheal: "Damn man you just checked for your phone like 10 minutes ago"

Paul: "Sorry man, I must have Chronic Handheld Check or something cause I get a bit worried when I can't feel it, and this cost a lot of bread.
by Raylock August 19, 2010
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Handholding

Ugh they're into handholding those filthy degenerates.
by Shadow byte October 15, 2019
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Premarital handholding

It is the worst sin ever to be made. If you do this you will go straight to hell. Don't even try to hold the hand of another sex before marrying them. In case you accidentally do this, you must marry the person you committed this sin with or must kill yourself
bo: Hey did you hear that Josh and Libby were practicing Premarital handholding
go: Hell naw, that bitch must die in the underworld
by Chloe Hill November 17, 2019
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Handholding

It is a type of expression used by people by using their hand and holding another one, you are able to do this to any hands, even your own.
The act itself is indecent, unchristian, and will make you pregnant if you don't have protection like gloves.
The government does not advise you to participate in this act,you should stop immediately if you try to act upon it, or have feelings to do it.
Man: "Holds hands with Woman"
Woman: NONONO LET GO OF ME YOU CREEP MY FATHER SAID HANDHOLDING WILL MAKE ME PREGNANT, I DONT WANT TO BE A MOTHER THIS EARLY ON
by Magolor, the blue bastard June 17, 2021
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