handfoot 

someone who has a round foot with very long toes.

My Foot has very long toes. handfoot?

handfoot by ImSoShort December 24, 2016

handootball 

it that shit they call football in the united states , while they grab the ball more than 90% of the match time

damn , handootball sucks a monkey's hairy large balls

handootball by XXaladdin says fuck youXX April 4, 2010

Clive Handforth 

Clive Handforth is a character that appears in LittleBigPlanet 2 and in LittleBigPlanet 3: The Journey Home. He is the Creator Curator of The Factory Of A Better Tomorrow. Clive owned The Factory of a Better Tomorrow, a place where he and his co-workers printed calendars and built huge spaceships. Things were rather well for them until the factory was invaded by The Negativitron. He is first seen in a portrait in Da Vinci‘s Hideout, which depicts him with Avalon Centrifuge and Dr. Herbert Higginbotham graduating from school. When the player arrives in The Factory Of A Better Tomorrow, he is seen sitting in a can, and then proceeds to tell the player how he ended up in the situation he is in. He then tells the player to rescue all of the Sackbots held captive. Aiding Sackboy and making him company through most of The Factory Of A Better Tomorrow, and then joins him in his trip to Avalonia. When Huge Spaceship crash lands on Avalonia, Clive is sent by The Alliance to go with the player to Eve's Asylum to find Dr. Higginbotham. Soon, he meets up with the rest of The Alliance and joins amongst them to defeat The Negativitron. As creativity is welcomed back to the imagisphere, he and the rest of the Alliance head on a journey back to Craftworld.

Clive Handforth: I'm a little man, sitting in a can.

Ohhhhhh. Ohhhhhh!

And I thought my life had hit rock bottom when they told me about saturated fat.

Larry Da Vinci: Um, hello?

Clive Handforth: But now I've got no factory and nowhere to go.

Larry Da Vinci: I say...?

Clive Handforth: If only there was someone *AHEM* to deliver me from this putrid trough of tribulation!

Oh hello. My name's Clive. Clive Handforth.

Welcome to The Factory Of A Better Tomorrow, such as it is.

Larry Da Vinci: Now look here Clive, what's the sticky wicket on the Sackbots?

Clive Handforth: Oh right, looking to build an army, are you?

Indulge me, as I trudge down memory lane.

There was a time when we printed the most accurate calendars in the all the land.

Printed calendars and built huge spaceships.

A simple life, we weren't miserable.

Well, things could have been better, I suppose.

We got by.

But then, The Negativitron arrived and attacked!

I was ravaged and discarded.

Larry Da Vinci: Yes yes Clive, but the army?

Clive Handforth: The Sackbots are all enslaved inside the factory.

You'll have to get in and set them free.

Clive Handforth by Vtgcycvttvctt August 21, 2022