1. Your mom when you are little and try to get into the cookie jar or touch her expensive vase from India.
2. A bitch/asshole that doesn't want you to touch their goods.
Hey at least your mom lets you eat cookies whenever you want, mine is just a mean hand slapper!
Dude: Hey dude, that hottie at the end of the bar is stupid fly.
Friend: Man, I wouldn't touch that bitch, she's a hand slapper.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!