hand salad

A late night salad created by taking a large leaf of lettuce, placing several different items inside such as bacon bits, cheese, tomatoes and salad dressing. Fold the lettuce over like a burrito, hold it in your hand with no plate or utensils and eat it.

Man, I was really wasted last night but that hand salad I made tasted delicious.

by leaf lover May 27, 2011

Too many hands in the salad bowl

1. Too many opinions; back off.
2. Slow the fuck down.

1. Stop it, Jake. You’re confusing me! You got too many hands in the goddamn salad bowl!
2. TSA Agent: Folks, one at a time please. We’re getting’ too many hands in the salad bowl.

by Jaypolka June 14, 2021

Hand Salad

The act of using one's hand or fingers to pleasure the butt hole of his/her partner (in lieu of using the tongue), usually whilst aiding in masturbation.

The term was made famous by members of the DFW, Tx radio show, The Russ Martin Show.

I'm not gonna toss your salad, but I'll give you a hand salad.

I'm tired baby, how about just a hand salad.

by joey_blowme July 07, 2017

hand salad

Having your partner masturbate you with a leaf of lettuce wraped around your penis.

Last night I managed to add a lot of ranch sauce to my hand salad, if you know what I mean.

by Not_your:business March 29, 2017

Hand Tossed Tuna Salad

Female counterpart to a rusty trombone whereas a female receives a rim job and gets fingered at the same time by the same person.

Somehow I ended up giving her a hand tossed tuna salad when I was trying to get a rusty trombone.

by Giblet Biscuit April 30, 2019