hand happies

When your so excited your hands start dancing uncontrollably

I've got hand happies thinking about the vacation!

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the cramps you get in your hand from jacking off to much

He hit it so hard that he got tons of hand happies.

by omenboy June 19, 2003

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Happy Hands

adj. a male's hands used to caress a female's body, usually around the chest area.

v. To put hands up someone's shirt and massage their breasts

I put my happy hands up Jenny's shirt, and she moaned with pleasure.

by Yellow-Fire December 10, 2002

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When a girl secretively jacks off a a guy under a blanket while sitting next to her mom.

Kasey did the happy hands with Ben, but her mom figured it out and has been giving him dirty looks for days.

by Anon Strainjer March 28, 2011

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that hand that retards have.....you know

by woeiutgahsldg June 15, 2011

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One's preferred hand for masturbation. The dominant hand always used to self gratify. The other one just doesn't feel quite right.

by Eaton Holgoode April 07, 2017

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The club in which Napolean Dynomite is a member of. They express and act out songs using sign language.

by Kara April 26, 2005

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