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Hampe

The definition of a real man. Strong, smart and a sexual predator. Beware girls.
I dont want a fruity man like Peter or Daniel. I want a real man, a man like Hampe
by Haampan July 25, 2017
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Hampe

Did you hear about Shelly?
Yeah I heard she is a hampe
by Huperman March 26, 2022
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Hampe

Danish stereotype for a buff, country redneck type of ginger. Kind of equatable to the Aussie 'ranga'.
'Oh mate you're being such a Hampe, I can't believe you're wearing crocs in the gym'.
by godsbiggestheemer March 26, 2025
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Dung Hampers

English expression in use by sailors in the Royal Navy before the Second World War. It refers to large, baggy and shapeless underwear that can be male or female attire. When male it refers to the baggy shorts that were issued to both junior and senior rates at the time. When female, it refers to the baggy bloomers type of knickers with elasticated legs, the sight of which is guaranteed to turn off all but the most ardent (or desperate) suitors. In short they are the sort of thing that not even Bridget Jones would wear.
I was goin' to try and pull the bird in the flat opposite 'til I saw her peggin' out her dung hampers on the washing line.
by AKACroatalin March 18, 2015
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Hamer

A not-quite-believable fake news story, written with the intent to generate views. (AKA clickbait) Usually created from wannabe news organizations, whose journalists may or may not have served jail time.
Wow! That story I read about how to make $10,000/month from repeatedly filing civil lawsuits was sure a Hamer!
by All.Things January 8, 2021
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Hamper Hunter

A sneaky opportunistic friend of a hot girl that attempts to sniff the dirty panties of said friend. He is often a guy stuck in the friend zone who the girl feels is a safe friend. She is sadly mistaken, because this creep with go out of his way to find dirty panties.
She caught him sniffing her panties and freaked out. Who would have thought Jeff was a hamper hunter.
by Hamper Hunter November 9, 2020
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Jim Halpert

The GOD of all pranks against a certain beet farmer.
Called “Big Tuna” by Andy Bernard.
Also, he will steal your girl.

Then marry her.
Roy: “Halpert stole my bride!”
Michael:”That is so..... SO like Jim.”
Roy: “Jim Halpert.”
by Le cat in le box. June 11, 2018
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