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hammerhead cock

when a male has a dick the shape and size of a hammerhead shark
by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 3, 2017
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Cock Hammered

Waking up in a state of looking or feeling rough. Used similarly to "hit by a bus" except the unpleasant state is compared to your face being used as an anvil while John Henry forges steel on it with his mammoth cock. Can also be used to describe a blow to the face of extreme force.
1) "Shit man, I don't remember anything from last night. I feel like I got COCK HAMMERED!"

2) "Whoa, Lawrence you look like you got COCK HAMMERED!"

3) "I just COCK HAMMERED Adam with a brick!"
by B Sparkle October 23, 2011
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