The state in which one finds themselves after ingesting large volumes of alcoholic beverages.

Symptoms include: babbling, hysterical laughter, name calling, aggressiveness, destructiveness, momentary lapses of consciousness, stumbling, vomiting, yelling, incoherent singing, falling, profanity, overeating, extreme urination, indiscriminate flirtation, bad judgment, disregard for the value of money or a propensity for excessive spending and, of course, more drinking.
After watching Frank chug his eighth glass of scotch, I walked out onto the deck and saw him pissing on my grille and cussing out my parents. He was fucking hammered.
by cabflow June 10, 2011
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(adj.) Heavily inebriated, though to a lesser extent than shitfaced.
Man, I'm gonna go out and get hammered tonight,
by Erik Randolph March 22, 2003
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To be beyond drunk. Most often, those whom get to this state never remember being there. One test to see if someone has reached this plateau is to ask them to spell the word "hammered".
"Wow Matt your really hammer!"
"Snow Hime snot...zzzzzz"
by C. Wallace May 20, 2004
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so completley drunk out of ones mind
after 10 shots
dude zack is Totally hammered
by guadelupe January 25, 2005
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someone who has gotten themselves completely drunk
'people who get hammered won't be able to nail'
by .lanky_bec. April 26, 2006
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Another definition to this widely used term referring to the act of getting bludgeoned (possibly to death) with the tool known as a hammer.
"I got hammered at Home Depot last night."
by mlvd742 January 12, 2010
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