Hammer Toes 

Hamma(er) Toes are any toes that look like tiny hammers. An ugly (juxtaposed to pretty) foot/feet.

Man Joe, that broad got Hammer Toes - I had to leave her crib G.

Hammer Toes by AGENTdavis August 31, 2006

Blackout hammertossed 

I’m not blackout drunk that’s depressing and scary I’m blackout hammertossed which means I’ve given up control and I’ve never felt better

Yes sir that’ll be 7 shots of tequila each. Next time you see us we’ll be blackout hammertossed

Blackout hammertossed by itsbrandybish December 30, 2019

hammertoe 

A toe that is deformed because one or more joints are permanently bent.

My hammertoe points at a 90 degree angle!

hammertoe by Tingle October 26, 2003

Hammertoe 

When you can see a mans hammer through his pants, same as cameltoe only the man version.

Holy shit look at that dudes hammertoe!!!!!

Hammertoe by peteypablo204 December 3, 2009

Hammertoe 

diesase that fuckes up your toes
also can be used to replace any word in the dictionary
also a nickname for that fucked up thing in folk lore

you little hammertoe
yeah you can hammer my toe
waaaaa hammertoe

Hammertoe by Squant0 December 10, 2007

hammertoe 

A person, usually a guy, who is a complete moron.

Dr. Mendeljohn gave Petey the wrong prescription for his herpes. He is such a hammertoe.

hammertoe by Chux December 9, 2003