ham planets

Yet another "creative" insult for those of us that have any fat whatsoever.
Idiot 1: Why do ham planets always cut themselves? Stupid fatties.

Idiot 2: I was out drinking last night, and the ham planets were all over me, man.
by Sigh January 04, 2013
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Ham Planet

A fat, hungry bitch. They eat pigs, straight from the barnyard.
That Ham Planet ate my most prized pig.
by Bully Bitch May 24, 2016
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