halv

a person with large or huge biceps and sells tickets to the gun show. this person usually is a pimp!

My friend is such a halv. He just gave me free tickets to his gun show.

by halvy March 19, 2007

halves

To split the cost of something.

"Wanna go halves on a dubsack?"
"Wanna go halves on a pie?(pizza)"
"Wanna go halves on a carton?"
"Wanna go halves on an eightball?"
"Wanna go halves on an ounce?"
"Wanna go halves on your girl? I get anal this time bitch, and I'm not using a condom."

by Tuan_916 February 7, 2006

[halves]

To share in the responsibility for. For instance, the cost of a purchase, or the care of an thing of value, such as a relationship.

We both need to get to Tahoe. If we ride together, we can go halves on the gas.

Sweetheart, it's time we made it official: let's go halves on life.

by browseth December 30, 2008

halves

To split the cost of something, usually a bag of drugs.

Who got halves on a sack of yak?

by WNY~201 November 1, 2009

halve

the most headass bitch ass fuck to ever exist. she also constantly makes good jokes and is very clingy. she has a very loud laugh.

“my god, you’re such a goddamn halve”

by footlong subway April 23, 2018

Halve It

An expresion used by an individual when someone's bullshiting a story to them..

*Used when you want someone to get to the point quickly

Guy 1:Oi man, last night i was walking back from the club when this smoking hot bab...
Guy 2: yeah mate, halve it

by BoganwhodigsUNIT August 29, 2010

Halves on a Bastard

Two unmarried people having sex which in the outcome produces a child.

Hey wuz up my sizzle wanna go halves on a bastard?

by BenKerr October 17, 2003