A) A lazy way of typing 'Help Me', usually when a person doesn't need help at all, just saying it to try and squeeze an extra 'lol' out of somebody or trying to sound cool and 'leet';
B) Spelling of 'Help Me'for a person who who either makes a typo or who doesn't write/speak english very well.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).