Hajju is just a short form for hajju ahmed mohamad ali khan gina shah , she is a person named janhavi who is very dumb af and exploits good listener to such an extend that she should die already though it is her birthday today
When your friends think you're bluffing, but they end up conceding the pot and their buy-in.
Person 1: don't bother, you're going to lose
Person 2: ok sure I call your bluff
Person 2: oh wow, I just got harujuku handshaked... you are the bestpokerplayer I know
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.