hajuju 

a word alex created for katie at bowling.

katie, screw you hippy!

our names were as following

Sheepshagger
Hajuju
Iorek
Trailertrash

hence the good acronym

hajuju by never fear, the cosmic fool is here! August 28, 2003

hajuju 

katies car company. or just point and scream 'hajuju' and confuse everyone. quite amusing.

oh what a feelin'! hajuju! (toyota stole that from us) i hope i dont get sued for that.

hajuju by katie (the cosmic food[broccolli]) August 29, 2003

hajuju 

i'll see you in court, katie.

i'll show YOU cosmic food

hajuju by alex blows donkeys September 4, 2003

hajju 

Hajju is just a short form for hajju ahmed mohamad ali khan gina shah , she is a person named janhavi who is very dumb af and exploits good listener to such an extend that she should die already though it is her birthday today

Haha hajju is suck a dick

hajju by Janvhi ka ashiq November 23, 2021

Harujuku Handshake 

When your friends think you're bluffing, but they end up conceding the pot and their buy-in.

Person 1: don't bother, you're going to lose
Person 2: ok sure I call your bluff
Person 2: oh wow, I just got harujuku handshaked... you are the best poker player I know

Harujuku Handshake by TooAwesomeToThink567 July 20, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019