hairy poon

1. a poon which is hairy
2. a vagina which is unshaven
3. a tight vagina

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While not enjoyed by alot of people, the hairy poon is often a sign of virginity and innocence. Younger girls do not shave their poon because they have not been pressured into doing so by a boyfriend or other friends. The Hairy Poon is often tighter than the shaved poon, therefore offering a better ride

Meg's hairy poon was the best ride you will ever have

hairy poon by Poonspert May 10, 2004

Hairy Poon Typhoon 

An extremely hairy vagina, that is dripping wet

When I went down on the bitch I met at the bar, I simply refused because of that hairy poon typhoon in her panties.

Hairy Poon Typhoon by VelvetFog January 13, 2015

Hairy Poonie Waggler 

A person who has such a hairy poonie they whip it out and waggle it around.

Person 1: Lisa's sucha troll.
Person 2: Yeah i know, shes sucha Hairy Poonie Waggler!
Person 1: dyke.

Hairy Poonie Waggler by Bitch1233343888 March 17, 2011

hairpooned 

The result of obtaining a horrible hairstyle in the online game Maple Story, via the Amoria quest or with an EXP Hair Salon card. With the former, it is not possible to avoid being hairpooned.

Jimmy, with his fine Disheveled hairstyle, went to Amoria, hoping to get a less generic, defined style. To his dismay, he was hairpooned.

hairpooned by BassChan November 3, 2007