Hairy Hands 

If someone says your hands are hairy it means you masterbate regulary.

You have hairy hands! WANKER!

Hairy Hands by SweetLoveMaker March 27, 2019

blind hairy hands

When you touch yourself these are some of the notable symptoms.

That guy touches himself, we call him bhh (blind hairy hands)

blind hairy hands by jjplatinum March 3, 2017

Hairy Handcuff 

The act of fisting an extremely hairy asshole to the point that said fist gets tangled by his massive ass hair.

Reggie's ass was so Sasquatch, when I fisted him last night, he put me in a Hairy Handcuff...

Hairy Handcuff by RacerX03 November 5, 2014

Hairy Handbag 

In women's prisons, the Hairy Handbag is where inmates hide their contraband. Also known as a Smelly Safe. The polite term is a vagina

I think Karen has some Heroin hidden in her Hairy Handbag

Hairy Handbag by Charliebynature April 15, 2021

Handsome Harry 

(HAND-SUM-HARE-E) noun 1) The act of a penetrating a girl while she is dressed up in a dress of some type (this usually implies a slightly formal dress, but can be as casual as a sun dress). It typically implies flipping up the dress in a way that only allows access to vaginal area (top stays on)

After I chatted that bridesmaid up for an hour I took her back to my room and gave her a Handsome Harry half way through the reception.

Handsome Harry by ChaseKMiller October 27, 2011

HAND ON HAIR

hand on hair means you like men

e.g josh put his hand on hair for a snapchat selfie

HAND ON HAIR by hoemama852 June 9, 2022

hair to grow on the palm of your hand 

When an innocent young man is seriously told that masturbation will cause hair to grow on the palms of your hands, he will often immediately look at his hands thus causing raucous laughter from the others.

Did you know masturbation causes hair to grow on the palm of your hand?

hair to grow on the palm of your hand by soreofhing July 6, 2009