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Greek God Of Hair 

The Greek God of hair was named James. He was seen as a beautiful young man with shoulder length dark brown hair. His hair was said to be as smooth as silk, yet as tough as iron. He was famous for working in villages around Greece and helping young woman with their hair. He was a son of Aphrodite and a mortal,though not often mentioned in stories. He was very popular amount young women for his charming looks and beautiful hair.
"I can't wait until James, The Greek God Of Hair comes to our village, I need his godly help with my hair"

Godiva hair 

Named for the legendary English figure Lady Godiva, who supposedly rode on a horse through the city of Coventry whilst completely naked, in an attempt to persuade the local lord, her husband, to give the peasants a tax break. The only thing that covered her modesty was her incredibly long hair (that reached down to at least her thighs).

As such, Godiva Hair is any hair in a picture (photo/drawing) that is sufficiently long as to cover the female character's naughty bits. Turns an otherwise straight-up nude pic into a more subtly erotic pic.
*Person 1 looking at porn on Rule34*

Person 1: Dammit, why's her hair so long? I can't see the good stuff. I came here for the nude anime babes!

Person 2: Philistines like you are the reason we can't have nice things, Person 1.

Person 3: Yeah Anon 1, this is a really lovely case of Godiva Hair. Very classy. +1
Godiva hair by Yet_One_More_Idiot August 16, 2012
A word that should be allowed in scrabble
Hannah is a hairgod
hairgod by I am a hairgod October 29, 2019
Hairgod is a word that means an amazing person that is great at scrabble
Wow she is a real hairgod
hairgod by I am a hairgod October 29, 2019

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026