"I was walking down the road when I heard a skinhead shout 'Hail Hitler!', and I nearly pissed my pants."
by Schmoke D. Ganja June 6, 2005
The battle cry of 4chan, Reddit, and dankness in it's purest form. Kek Slowly evolved in the world of the internet to eventually become a being within the internet itself. Kek is the source of power behind 4chan and breathed life into /r/dankmemes. It's use of power is what won The Great Meme War when the British and American Nationalists fought the UN, NATO, the EU, and the globalists, which resulted in a Nationalist victory. When ever you see the phrase "Hail Kek"in the comment section of a website, this might refer to someone with previously listed origins. Often said whenever comment wars occur on social media between Normies and Kekistanis. Associated with Pepe frequently.
Normie: OMG so triggered
Kekistani: Why don't grow a pair and be a man
Normie: I don't classify as that any more
Kekistani: How many times were you dropped on the head as a child
Normie: Now make me even more triggered *Crys*
Kekistani: Hail Kek
Kekistani: Why don't grow a pair and be a man
Normie: I don't classify as that any more
Kekistani: How many times were you dropped on the head as a child
Normie: Now make me even more triggered *Crys*
Kekistani: Hail Kek
by FeralInsanity12 May 22, 2017
When you are in a Canadian strip club and decide to pull a Pacman Jones and throw a garbage bag full of money in the air to show everyone how rich you are. Except you use Canadian $1 coins (loonie) instead of American $1 bills.
Man #1: That guy was really making it hail at the strip club the other night.
Man #2: Yea, I don't think that stripper will ever be able to see out of her left eye again.
Man #1: True, but the $20,000 she made should cover her medical bills.
Man #2: Yea, I don't think that stripper will ever be able to see out of her left eye again.
Man #1: True, but the $20,000 she made should cover her medical bills.
by TMoney and MBillz November 22, 2007
The best band of all motherfucking time. The holy grail of music. The hard-core jackpot. The most dopest musicians of all time.
by BeanerbitchuWu October 25, 2022
When a friend farts in front of a fan in the hopes that the fart will travel a long distance to reach a small target, normally another persons location: the gastrointestinal equivalent of a Hail Mary in football...
Steve was on the couch and I passed him a Hail Marty in front of the box fan, I was already in the other room when he got it. Score!
by Captain Donkey Cheese November 20, 2013
The gesture made with one's hand that represents the Devil or "Horned One" that you see being flashed at heavy metal concerts and an expression among metal heads that indicates enthusiasm for the music. Also a magazine dedicated to the heavy metal lifestyle.
"Dude, old skool Metallica is fucking awesome!!"
"Hell yeah, man! Hails and horns!!!" (makes gesture)
"Hell yeah, man! Hails and horns!!!" (makes gesture)
by Ahawk75 August 21, 2009
someone who is a bit crazy but with a heart of gold. shes the most amazing person you'll ever meet. shes the funniest person alive and will stop at nothing to make you laugh, such as peeing herself in a public bathroom sink or getting herself humped by white fluffy dogs. Olivia hail is there for you when you need a laugh and also when youre balling your eyes out and need someone to comfort you. Shes honestly one of the most gorgeous girls ive ever met and you haven't truly lived until youve spent time with her. Olivia hail is the perfect friend and she makes everyday fun and special. Shes insane but the best person in my life and im so glad to call her not only my best friend but my family. love you
by hoes_mad May 18, 2020