had a kitten Share definition Flag To be extremely upset about something; to have a paroxysm of anger, fear, or pain; a shit-fit. When she came home to find him fornicating with her prize azalea bushes, she just about had a kitten. had a kitten by Donkeyfly August 11, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the had a kitten mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch