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habbo hackers 

Some shitty mc. shit shit 10 year olds that are too lazy to buy their own furni and coins. I had 3 hands of furni an dit tok me liek a fking year to have all that furni. Then 4 months later, some shitface habbo hacker hacks account, deletes my rooms and steals my hands of furni. AND I HAD FUCKING RAREZ TOO. DUMB HABBO HACKERZ. HACKERZ CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES.AND THE THING ABOUT SULAKE IS THAT THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU LOS EYOUR FURNI OR NOT. THEY'L JUST TELL YOU TO BUY MORE FUCKIGN FURNI. HABBO IS SO GAY, AND I QUIT IT.
Me: Yay! After 3 years of workign for furni, i have loads of furni. I even have a smila tower castle.
*nighttime that same day*
Shitface 10 year old: Whee, I finally got on taytay02new's account. I'm gonna steal all her furni!
*next day*
Me: Oh my God! where's my rooms! Where's my furni?!

My cocksucker friends wouldn't even want to donate shit. Only like two people were gonna donate. One even offered me her account. Anywayz back to the script.

Me: (Writing CFH call for help: Someone stole my furniture.

Soem shitface Hobba: We can't help you, don't give out your password!

HELLO. I NEVER GAVE OTU MY PASSWORD. WOULDN'T HABBO BE SO MUCH BETTER IF HOBBAS GOT OFF THEIR LAZY AZZES AND DID SOME WORK? I MEAN LIKE, TRY TO ATLEAST FIDN OUT WHO STOLE THE FURNI!

I hate habbo :P
And I hate habbo hackers even more >:(
habbo hackers by CrankThatBatman April 28, 2008
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