h&m's 

Hoes & Monkeys

Ex: These H&M's at my school are so annoying

h&m's by c5xx June 29, 2018

l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t. 

Laugh my ass off so hard my sombrero fell of my head and I dropped my taco.

Steven told a joke and Brenda replied with l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

And they all laughed! THE END!!!

l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t. by WeridGirl101 June 27, 2016

C M S M P M H 

Choke Me, Spank Me, Pull My Hair. Reference to Xzibit's song of the same name.

I love when my chick spells out what she wants. "Oh baby, C M S M P M H!"

C M S M P M H by fiftypour August 20, 2010

M.S.M.H. (Mainstream Media Hysterics) 

Mainstream Media Hysterics is the absolute belief and blind trust people have in Mainstream Media coverage and reporting.

Daniel has a problem in that whatever is so obviously staring him in the face but the mainstream media says otherwise he'd rather trust lies perpetuated by the MSM than his own experience. He's most definitely suffering from M.S.M.H. (Mainstream Media Hysterics). It's really quite sad.

M.S.M.H. (Mainstream Media Hysterics) by Za Cosmic Clown June 22, 2022

H.M.L.S

when you wake up in the morning and you hate your life... that is H.M.L.S. Or hate my life syndrome as it is also known.

it is also possible for certain individuals to contract this horrible condition during the middle of the day.

Take Durdey for example, constant H.M.L.S. =]

*wakes up in the morning* "argh! H.M.L.S!"

or

"hate my life!"

H.M.L.S by Mr Wizanski March 13, 2008

H.P.M.S. 

Henry's premenstrual syndrome

Dude, you were being a real bitch, like H.P.M.S. style bitch.

H.P.M.S. by Nick Scott October 13, 2006

s.h.m.o.s

Super hot make out session

Hey best friend you wanna have a s.h.m.o.s with me?
omg yes

s.h.m.o.s by anonymous January 19, 2021