you have already typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm , poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp , zxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop , and qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv . you have the severe kind of boredom that inspired the likes of the world's greatest inventors and scientists. but it's a Tuesday at 1:34 pm, your teacher is droning on about compound fractions, and you and your peers are watching the seconds tick by, already envisioning their route of escape through the stampede of sweaty teenagers. and so, with boredom in tow, you decide to contribute absolutely nothing to society and type a pattern in your keyboard, starting at g, with rippling shockwaves radiating out from the center of your qwerty keyboard. you fucking disappointment.
your ancestors frown upon you as you waste valuable seconds of your life typing gyhbtfvujnrdcikmesxolwazpq. you could have sent humanity into a raygun gothic golden age, you monster.
by bitchbitchrevelation September 23, 2020
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