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gyhbtfvujnrdcikmesxolwazpq 

you have already typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm , poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp , zxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop , and qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv . you have the severe kind of boredom that inspired the likes of the world's greatest inventors and scientists. but it's a Tuesday at 1:34 pm, your teacher is droning on about compound fractions, and you and your peers are watching the seconds tick by, already envisioning their route of escape through the stampede of sweaty teenagers. and so, with boredom in tow, you decide to contribute absolutely nothing to society and type a pattern in your keyboard, starting at g, with rippling shockwaves radiating out from the center of your qwerty keyboard. you fucking disappointment.
your ancestors frown upon you as you waste valuable seconds of your life typing gyhbtfvujnrdcikmesxolwazpq. you could have sent humanity into a raygun gothic golden age, you monster.
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gyhbtfvujnrdcikmesxolwazpq 

The final stage of boredom where you ascend into godhood as the god of boredom
You are so bored in english that you type gyhbtfvujnrdcikmesxolwazpq into the search bar
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026