the act of mutual masturbation on a google chat session ending in a euphoric sensation; also see iwhack, skypewhack, ftwhack (i chat, skype, and facetime)
My babe and I had a great gwhack last night, that makes 3 nights in a row
On the show Torchwood, the relationship between the characters Gwen Cooper and Captain Jack Harkness is known as Gwack(in the style of 'ship names like Spuffy).
This relationship is terrible. seriously, it's so badly conceived. It just doesn't work. Therefore gwack can be used as to describe anything terrible.
It's also a great onomatopoeia for vomiting. Honestly - Gwaaaaaaaaaaaaack. Which Gwack makes people want to do.
The guilt one feels when coming down from a multiple dayspeed/meth/ghack binge. Sorrow filled hopelessness in a scattered meth mind. When you realize that you are seriously out of control and it's affecting your life and others.
"I feel like I'm going nowhere with my life". I'm so fucking up on the ghack, '! "Come on dude relax, you just got a badcase of ghackers guilt'.
A Gwackson, more often used as “pulling a Gwackson” or “doing a Gwackson” is when 2 people who are extremely stupid have the audacity to have unprotected sex, using the pullout method, or when 2 people have sex in the woods, or a public place.
“Bro, he’s so hot, next time I see him I might have to pull a Gwackson”
“Did you hear that Gwen and Jackson did a Gwackson???”
ghack smoke is shite hashish in northern Europe that tastes of petrol. probably due to the way it enters the country it gets to. As you burn the ghack sometimes in the middle you find bits of plastic rubber sellotape maybe if your lucky you can come across one of the small toy trolls anything is possible in that mash of shite. ghack is the lowest of the lowest grade sold to people with the least money too expensively. it is a Marxian class warfare illuminate conspiracy thing.
"jesus tommy look at the clip a this ghack, theres bits a plastic in it and everything. it tastes like fucking petrol"
"oh no way i heard there was ghack floatin about . we need to do buckets with it instead to get wrecked"
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."