guzma

A thug, but still somehow very likeable to people not like him.

It's your boy, Guzma!

by Joxe January 5, 2017

Guzma

Your boy

It's ya boi, Guzma

by AllosaurusFragilis April 19, 2020

Guzma

Its ya boi

Guzma : is ya boi!!!!

by Crixz September 27, 2018

Guzma

It's ya boy. I like him a lot. He probably stinks quite a bit since I've never seen a single shower or bathroom in Po town, Plumeria probably has the only one and doesn't let anyone in there so they don't fucking trash it. Can't blame her.

That being said, his hair is most likely greasy (don't let the cottony look fool you) and I'd love to dip some slices of potato in there that i will then turn into french fries. Mmm hair grease. I'd also pound him.

Guzma kicked me in the fucking ass and called me a really bad thing that I can't reclaim!

by i am crying on the floor May 12, 2022

Guzma

Your thug dad that will take care of you

Person A: are you walking to school?

Person B: no my dad Guzma brings me.

by Guzma’s boy :3 February 13, 2018

The Dirty Guzman

When a guy pours peppermint essential oil on his thumb and sticks it up his partners butt. He then extracts his thumb and rubs it underneath his partners nose and across the upper lip.

“I just gave Alex the Dirty Guzman last night”

by The beta cell February 19, 2023

GuyMaster

A sexercise machine loosely based on the tv infomercial sensation, the thighmaster, with the addition of an interchangable dildo.

My girl just got one of those new GuyMasters...man that's not your momma's exerciser! It was as much fun for me to watch as it was for her to use...I think I'm gonna get one for myself!

by Double DD March 28, 2010