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gundjies by Big dog ig dog November 8, 2022
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fart-filled pants
The existence of a pair of gundgies is a temporary phenomenon, though there are undocumented cases of what were though to be average pants later revealing themselves to be gundgies.
Gundgies often manifest themselves most viscerally when the owner stands from a sitting position or vice versa. Walking often is a means to weaken the existence of gundgies, but also results in an increased area of effect. Gundgies are especially long lived in sitting positions, and are often exacerbated by corduroy or a thick blanket.
Gundgies can also be used as a means of surpising friends. Particularly with a pair old corduroy pants, the gundgie owner may confidently approach a friend and use a wringing motion to free "gundgie whoof", much to the surprise of all.
Pronounced: gun-jeez
The existence of a pair of gundgies is a temporary phenomenon, though there are undocumented cases of what were though to be average pants later revealing themselves to be gundgies.
Gundgies often manifest themselves most viscerally when the owner stands from a sitting position or vice versa. Walking often is a means to weaken the existence of gundgies, but also results in an increased area of effect. Gundgies are especially long lived in sitting positions, and are often exacerbated by corduroy or a thick blanket.
Gundgies can also be used as a means of surpising friends. Particularly with a pair old corduroy pants, the gundgie owner may confidently approach a friend and use a wringing motion to free "gundgie whoof", much to the surprise of all.
Pronounced: gun-jeez
gundgies by Bominitious June 30, 2010
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026
ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026
Male Pattern Blindness
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026