1. A multiple-stringed instrument (usually 6,7, or 12 strings) that either uses a hollow wooden body to resonate sound waves or uses a solid wooden body in conjunction with electro-magnets.

2. A girl on 404 Error.
1. Jimi Hendrix is one of thebest guitarists of our time.

2. Guitar's boyfriend has an uncanny resemblance to Jesus.
by J. "Daniels" Langley December 21, 2003
Get the guitar mug.
A 6, 7, or 12 stringed instrument which is about 3 ft long, and is very popular to play. If you are right-handed, you play chords with your left hand by arranging your fingers in different patterns along the frets, and strum it with your right hand.
by CombatWombat August 14, 2003
Get the guitar mug.
An instrument which guys use to play pop songs down on the Ocean City boardwalk for the sole purpose of getting pussy.
by Anonymous August 20, 2003
Get the guitar mug.
one of the best, and most popular instruments in the world. many of the worls most famous musicians are guitarists, like Jimi Hendrix. Everyones heard of him, right?

there are also some variations like the bass and 7 or 12 string versions
(at a concert)
guy 1: that solo looks easy, man
guy 2: anyone here tonight could play that, coz everyone plays guitar!
by mo June 16, 2006
Get the guitar mug.
the ultamite sex and STD magnet
fanboy 1: dude dave is a dam guitar god, he gets so much ass from his skills

fanboy 2: ya but i doubt hell make it past 40, u hear hes got the clap, aids, Chlamydia, crabs, herpies. (feel free to insert any other STD u may know of)

groupie: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!
by michaelasdue July 11, 2008
Get the guitar mug.
An instrument used to seduce hot chicks, and smack Satan in the balls. Best used after lots of practice, and with the amp knobs set to 11.
Who's playing that guitar? my daughter has been missing for 3 days!

Satan just cried with pain from that guitar solo.
by god's disciple. September 14, 2010
Get the guitar mug.
An instrument that under normal circum stances, and in the hands of an average man is played incorrectly. See Musical Theory.
by Anonymous October 5, 2003
Get the guitar mug.